Abduction Area

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Are you unusually suggestible? Do you suffer from false memory syndrome? Are you afflicted with sleep paralysis? Sometimes when you wake, does you butthole hurt? If so, perhaps you?ve been abducted. You owe it to others to warn them of this danger! Appx 10x4 oak finish.

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