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Paranoia: Perfectly Safe Gear

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Paranoia: Perfectly Safe Gear

$14.99
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TROUBLESHOOTERS!

Your trusty laser pistol is not the only piece of equipment you’ll need to fight terrorists and survive. (Well, mostly survive.) That’s why you need this Perfectly Safe Gear!

Just remember that you are responsible for the care of all assigned equipment. XP Point charges may apply for wear-and-tear, theft, loss, improper use, improper handling, improper storing or destruction. (Grenades are exempt from only two of those.)

Grab your equipment and get shooting trouble already!

Materials + Care

We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.

Shipping + Returns

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.

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