{"product_id":"nevermore-box","title":"Nevermore Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis box \u003cspan\u003etells the story of a sad dude who is visited by an a\u003cspan\u003ennoying \u003c\/span\u003eblack bird\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that irritatingly says\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e a single word over and over ad infinitum.  This poor chub is\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e grieving over the loss of his gal, Lenore, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eand here is this friggin creepy bird sitting there repeating\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e the word “nevermore”. Like “you ain’t gonna see your girl nevermore” or “nevermore dates for you ever again.” or “you’re gonna nevermore be sadder than you are right now.” Suck it up man! Somebody probably just spray painted a parrot!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis expertly crafted dark wood box measures 6 inches by 4-1\/2 inches by 1 inch (approximate). It features a hauntingly detailed engraving of the famous wordsmith Edgar Allen Poe and two of his infamous birds—as if one wasn’t horrific enough!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Venerable Viking","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46442088005844,"sku":"sku-50423442669850","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0685\/2309\/8324\/files\/84B712A6-C3A4-427E-8770-B9A4EAD6A8F9.png?v=1760546156","url":"https:\/\/role-players.shop\/products\/nevermore-box","provider":"Role-Players","version":"1.0","type":"link"}