Nevermore Box

This box tells the story of a sad dude who is visited by an annoying black bird that irritatingly says a single word over and over ad infinitum.  This poor chub is grieving over the loss of his gal, Lenore, and here is this friggin creepy bird sitting there repeating the word “nevermore”. Like “you ain’t gonna see your girl nevermore” or “nevermore dates for you ever again.” or “you’re gonna nevermore be sadder than you are right now.” Suck it up man! Somebody probably just spray painted a parrot!

This expertly crafted dark wood box measures 6 inches by 4-1/2 inches by 1 inch (approximate). It features a hauntingly detailed engraving of the famous wordsmith Edgar Allen Poe and two of his infamous birds—as if one wasn’t horrific enough!